Why The Ladders is Often the Funniest Job Board

Granted, I'm not the least bit qualified for this job, but here in Columbus, Cargill apparently will pay over $100,000 annually for the following:

 

Ah, to be the Dressing, Sauces & Mayonnaise Superintendent.  I'm not one to talk:  I had to glance at the ad to ensure I spelled "mayonnaise" correctly.  Hopefully, ITT Technical Institute will bring me on board soon.  I'd work for half the salary of the mayonnaise superintendent.